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View 141 - 150 results for money comic strips. Discover the best "Money" comics from Dilbert.com.
Thursday December 11,
2003
Tags insincere optimism, artificial sense of urgency, delusion, work for challenge, not money, good ideas, sound bad
Transcript
Dilbert: I'm developing an insincere optimism to complement my artificial sense of urgency. Dilbert: I hope to top it off with a delusion that I work for the challenge and not the money. The Boss: How can you make good ideas sound so bad? Dilbert: Im an engineer.
Tuesday April 27,
2004
Tags suggestion box, more money wanted, all say money, reading
Transcript
"Here are all the suggestions from the suggestion box." "Give us more money.Give us more money. Give us more money. Give us more money. Hey, hears one with a little diagram." "The wavy lines means it's hot there." "Is that why the pointy haired guy is sad?"
Wednesday April 28,
2004
Tags spouses get benefits, marry each other, fluorescent light, walls head, director of hr, save money
Transcript
Catbert, the evil director of HR "Married employees cost us more because spouses get benefits." "If we can get our employees to marry each other we'll save money." "Have you ever noticed how the fluorescent light glistens off of Wally's head."
Friday April 30,
2004
Tags least popular feature, generate revenue, save money, steal idea
Transcript
Dilbert: I recommend that we eliminate the least popular features because they cost us more than they generate in revenue. The Boss: I have an idea. Lets laminate the least popular features to save money. Dilbert: I suggest that we eliminate the least popular features . The Boss: I steal that idea to infinity.
Saturday August 07,
2004
Tags 100 companies, additional money, happy to work, fortune magazine
Transcript
The Boss: "Our corporate goal is to become one of Fortune magazine's top 100 companies to work for!" The boss: "We hope to do it without giving you any additional money, benefits or freedom." Wally: "Then how could you possibly motivate us to say we're happy to work … uh-oh."
Tuesday August 31,
2004
Tags don't eat money, false hope business, lose weight, get rich, semi plausible
Transcript
Dogbert: I'm going into the false hope business. All I need is a semi plausible message about how to lose weight while getting rich." "Don't eat your money."
Wednesday January 12,
2005
Tags feel guilty, scam, money, smarter, arrogance, good system
Transcript
Dilbert: Do you ever feel guilty for scamming innocent people out of their money? Dogbert: "No." "I only scam people who would do the same to me if they were just smarter." Dilbert: "So you use arrogance to cancel guilt?" Dogbert: "It's a good system."
Wednesday December 14,
2005
Tags vp of enguneering, saving money, databases, slices idea, errors, asok
Transcript
V.P. of Engineering "Then I had the idea of saving money by combining our four databases." "Excuse me. That was Alice's idea. You said it was impossible, so she did it on her own time." "Carry on. I'll jump in if I notice any more errors."
Friday December 16,
2005
Tags desperate venture capitalist, vjay, business plan, napkin, lunch, table, break room, money, throws money
Transcript
Vijay, the World's Most Desperate Venture Capitalist "Does anyone need a napkin to write on?" "What are you thinking now? Could it be a business plan?" "TAKE MY MONEY!!! TAKE IT!!!" "He's nice."
Wednesday March 15,
2006
Tags plant maintenance, contract, save money, adopt plant, unluckiest plant, coffee dregs
Transcript
"We canceled our plant maintenance contract to save money." "Each employee will adopt a nearby plant and water it." The Unluckiest Plant in the Whole World "Now when I pour my coffee dregs on you, it will look like work!" "Must...run..."

