dilbert: i have brain fog from the meds i took last night. my i.q. is down by 50%, but i make up for it by being handsome.
alice: sounds more like a 75% situation.
dilbert: now, can someone remind me of my name?
dilbert looking disheveled: i wooed all night to finish the presentation you need for this morning.
boss: oh. that meeting got canceled.
dilbert upset and yelling: when exactly did you hear of that?
boss: it won't make you happier if i tell you.