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202 Results for Sales Personnel
View 141 - 150 results for sales personnel comic strips. Discover the best "Sales Personnel" comics from Dilbert.com.
Friday March 03,
2006
Tags vp of marketing, 17 years, lowering margins, overseeing campaigns
Transcript
Bob will be leaving us after 17 years as vice president of marketing. "Bob's accomplishments include lowering both our margins and our sales while overseeing a series of confusing marketing campaigns." "I hope you'll all join me in wishing for a piano to fall on his head."
Friday June 09,
2006
Wednesday July 12,
2006
Saturday July 29,
2006
Wednesday August 23,
2006
Thursday September 14,
2006
Transcript
Our sales guy vastly underbid a job. Now it's my project to install the system in a way that's profitable. "Blame your customer for underspecifying the features then charge her through the nose for change orders." "Three million dollars for an electrical plug?" "The base model uses a potato battery."
Saturday November 04,
2006
Wednesday December 20,
2006
Tags death & dying, insurance, luck, sales, life insurance
Transcript
Bob, the unluckiest insurance agent. Bob: You're making a good decision. Man: Gaaak!
Thursday December 21,
2006
Sunday April 16,
2000
Tags sales call, long distance, how long?, 50 miles long, don't know anyone
Transcript
The Boss' phone rings and he thinks to himself, "Again? That thing rang last week, too." A telephone company representative calls the Boss. "Hello. May I interest you in long distance phone service?" The Boss replies, "How long is it?" The telephone representative answers, "Umm...it's very long. Extremely long." The Boss replies in a demanding manner with one arm thrust in the air, "I need to know exactly how long it is!" The Boss continues to say, "If it's too short I'll have to shout the last mile! I hate that." The telephone respresentative replies, "Okay...it's fifty miles long." The Boss responds, "No, thanks. I don't know anyone fifty miles away."


