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Tuesday May 19, 2020 No Lunch With You

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No Lunch With You - Dilbert by Scott Adams

Tags diseases, lunch, office workers, rejection, virus, pandemic, invitation, social distancing

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Dilbert: Would you like to join me for lunch? Woman: I don't even want to be in the same zip code as your diseased mouth. No offense. Dilbert: None taken.

Wednesday September 02, 2020 Becoming Golem

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Tags business, creature, cynical, doom, experience, face mask, golem, jaded, lord of the rings, office workers, work, coffee, sarcasm

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asok: i've noticed that the more experience i gain, the more cynical and jaded i become. am i doomed to become a golem-like creature with a bad attitude if i work here long enough? no offense. Wally: none taken.

Tuesday November 24, 2020 Working At Home Benefits

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Working At Home Benefits - Dilbert by Scott Adams

Tags loneliness, office, technology, video conference, work at home, co-workers, mute

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dilbert at home on bed. wally's voice from laptop: how do you like working at home all the time now? dilbert: i was delighted to discover that a crushing sense of loneliness is better than spending time with my co-workers. wally: no offense taken. dilbert: and don't get me started about the splendor of the mute button.