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535 Results for Cubicle
View 151 - 160 results for cubicle comic strips. Discover the best "Cubicle" comics from Dilbert.com.
Friday May 17,
2013
Tags annoyance, cubicle, in box, neat cubicle, document, on chair, desk chair
Transcript
Alice: Gaaa!!! Every time I leave my cubicle, someone puts a document on my chair! I have an in-ox! Stop leaving stuff in my chair!!! Dilbert: How do you keep your cubicle so neat? Wally: I put everything on Alice's chair.
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Friday June 14,
2013
Tags apathy, exercise & fitness, beating the system, exercising, cubicle, soul crushing work, walker
Transcript
Dilbert: I'm beating the system by exercising in my cubicle. If I stay in good health during my forty years of soul-crushing work, I might enjoy a year or two of good health when I retire. Wally: This is why I don't have goals. Dilbert: I'm going to use my walker on your grave!
Saturday October 18,
2014
Tags deception, laziness, productivity, work ethic, sensors detect, cubicle, engineering, problem, five years, robot, boss, temporary boss
Transcript
Temporary Robot Boss. Robot: My sensors detect no work coming from this cubicle. Wally: That's because I have been working on an engineering problem in my head for five years. Robot: Are you almost done? Wally: I was, but you just made me forget all of it.
Sunday May 29,
2016
Tags coworkers, workspace, noise, cubicle, open floorplan, etiquette, fingernails, toenails
Transcript
Boss: Did you finish the slide deck? Alice: I tried, but it was impossible. Some idiot in a nearby cubicle was clipping his nails. It was like torture. Clip, clip, clip, clip, clip. I couldn't think with that noise polluting the office air. I thought it ended, but then I heard some shoes and socks come off. It was my worst nightmare. Boss: Okay, whatever. Wally, did you finish your tasks? Wally: I tried, but then I notice that my nails were uneven.
Saturday August 27,
2016
Phil From Heck And The Speakerphone
Tags annoying, foibles, pet peeve, habit, office, cubicle
Transcript
Phil, The Prince Of Insufficient Light. Phil: I have a report that you use your speakerphone in a cubicle environment. Alice: In my defense, I only do it because of my total disregard for others. Phil: Sounds fair. That's why I do it too. Alice: Take your spoon and leave.
Tuesday September 20,
2016
Cubicle Near Thermostat
Tags temperature, office, cold, revenge, thermostat
Transcript
Wally: My new cubicle is the nearest one to the office thermostat. That makes me the de facto ruler of the indoor climate. Dilbert: Don't let the power corrupt you. Wally: I'll start by freezing all the skinny women who laughed at me!
Saturday September 24,
2016
P Ity The Windowless
Tags cubicle, office, office workers, location, window, ego, superiority
Transcript
Tina: Do you think you're better than me just because you have a cubicle with a window? Wally: Yes. Continuous exposure to new stimuli makes my brain create useful pathways and connections. Tina: I did not see that coming. Wally: I pity the windowless.
Saturday April 29,
2017
Cublices Or Open Office Plan
Tags office, concept, cubicle, floorplan, laziness, hiding
Transcript
Dilbert: Do you prefer the privacy of a cubicle or the collaborative atmosphere of an open office plan? Wally: Cubicles poison my soul. But in an open office plan, I would not get any work done. Dilbert: So... which do you prefer? Wally: The one with no work. I thought that was obvious.
Friday June 02,
2017
Modular Workstations
Friday June 30,
2017
Asok Uses An Algorithm
Tags office workers, cubicle, popularity, algorithm, decision
Transcript
Asok: After the office redesign, you will be in the cubicle nearest our pointy-haired boss. Man: How did you decide on that? Asok: I used an algorithm. Man: Is the algorithm that you hate me? Asok: And you have never studied martial arts.

