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515 Results for Employee
View 151 - 160 results for employee comic strips. Discover the best "Employee" comics from Dilbert.com.
Wednesday July 31,
2019
Toxic Employee And Tina
Thursday August 01,
2019
Toxic Employee Covers All Bases
Tags business, employees, office workers, work
Transcript
dibert: hey, aren't you the new toxic employee? toxic employee: i told your boss you think he's a jerk for giving wally an award for work you did. dilbert: i never said that. toxic employee: i covered that base by telling him you're a liar.
Friday August 02,
2019
Toxic Employee Was Right
Tags business, employees, fire, managers & supervisors
Transcript
boss: does anyone have any suggestions for improving our company culture? dilbert: for starters, you could fire the toxic employee you hired for no good reason. boss whispers to toxic employee: you were right about dilbert being a hater. toxic employee: you should hear what he says about you.
Monday August 19,
2019
Wally Is New Pet Employee
Tags boss, business ethics, criticism, employees, managers & supervisors, office workers, work ethic
Transcript
Boss: I"m looking for a new pet employee. The ideal candidate would be a brown-nosing tattler with no ethical core. Wally: That sounds like a brilliant idea, even though Dilbert says you are a moron. Boss: You got the job.
Wednesday August 28,
2019
Inexperienced Employee Advice
Tags criticism, employees, irritation, office workers, sarcasm, experience, arrogant
Transcript
Man: Hi, I'm an inexperienced employee who tells experienced employees how to do their jobs. I compensate for my lack of experience with a thing called arrogance. Dilbert: That sounds worth-less. Man: Oh, yeah? Then why does every company have one of me?
Tuesday October 29,
2019
We Already Have A Carl
Saturday December 28,
2019
Employee Engagement Survey
Tags managers & supervisors, underpay, senior, management, accurate, information, engagement, survey, important, underpaid
Transcript
boss: all out the employee engagement survey and make sure you lie like crazy. i don't want any accurate information to bubble up to senior management. dilbert: i've never felt less important. boss: good. that's why i can underpay you.
Tuesday August 11,
2020
Wally Must Say Something
Tags managers & supervisors, technology, meeting, attention, confused, face mask, follow-up, questions, project, employee, engagement, business
Transcript
wally thinking: i need to say something to show i'm paying attention. wally: i'm concerned that the project could reduce employee engagement. boss: what does that even mean? wally thinking: i wasn't expecting follow-up questions.
Friday September 18,
2020
Chip For Tracking
Tags business, managers & supervisors, chip, track, employee, badge, convenience, excuse, coincedence, face mask, sarcasm
Transcript
boss: we are adding a chip to your employee badges so we can track your social distancing. dilbert: that sounds like a convenient excuse to do something you've always wanted to do anyway. boss: that's probably a coincidence.
Saturday September 19,
2020
Wally's Restroom Time
Tags covid-19, managers & supervisors, responsibility, employee, tracker, men's room, social distancing, business, face mask
Transcript
boss: according to my employee tracker, you spent 45 minutes in stall four of the men's room today. wally: i thought you said the purpose of tracking us was to ensure social distancing. boss: i think you have to accept some responsibility for believing it.


