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204 Results for Economic Success
View 151 - 160 results for economic success comic strips. Discover the best "Economic Success" comics from Dilbert.com.
Tuesday September 22,
2015
Alice Should Network With Men
Tags catch-22, sexism, Women, sexist, attraction, success, glass ceiling
Transcript
CEO: Alice, the best way to break the glass ceiling is to do more networking with male co-workers. Alice: Can we talk about this over lunch? CEO: Wow. You are so into me.
Wednesday September 23,
2015
Alice Networks With Ted
Tags lunch, gender, Women, business, success, double standard, attraction, networking, mixed signals, flirt, misinterpretation
Transcript
Alice: Hey, Ted! Are you free for lunch today? Ted: I'm happily married! Leave me alone! Alice: Relax. I only want to network with you. Ted: Is it because I'm ugly?
Monday October 12,
2015
Asok Asks How Much Is Luck
Tags nepotism, luck, success, obliviousness, rich people, privilege
Transcript
Asok: May I ask some questions about your journey to success? Boss: I don't like the sound of this. Asok: I am trying to ascertain what percentage of a person's success is pure luck. For example, who hired you for your first real job? Boss: My dad. But in my defense, I interview well.
Tuesday October 13,
2015
It Takes More Than Luck
Tags success, intelligence, privilege, nepotism, obliviousness, confusion
Transcript
CEO: Asok, it takes more than luck to be successful. You also have to be smart. Asok: How did you select your level of intelligence before birth? CEO: I don't understand the question. Asok: Now I am getting mixed messages.
Saturday October 17,
2015
Selfish Team Player
Tags hypocrisy, team, semantics, flaw, personality disorder, success, selfish, business
Transcript
Asok: If being selfish is necessary for success, how can I claim to be a team player? Wally: I like to use a tool called hypocrisy. Asok: That is actually a character flaw. Wally: Oh. No wonder people are so prickly about it.
Tuesday January 19,
2016
Ted's Unicorn Startup
Thursday February 11,
2016
Dilbert Is Picked As Company Mascot`
Tags posture, mascot, success, hunchback, work ethic, reward
Transcript
CEO: Management has selected Dilbert to be our new company mascot. His bad posture speaks volumes about his hard work and long hours. Dilbert: Ow! CEO: Did you ever dream you would be so successful? Dilbert: This is exactly how I dreamed it.
Saturday March 05,
2016
Being The Best
Tags Advice, failure, guest artist, motivation, pep talk, success, john glynn
Transcript
CEO: The secret to success is finding one thing at which you can be the best. Dilbert: What are you the best at? CEO: I'm the best at motivating people. Dilbert: Yay! I can't wait for that to start.
Monday June 20,
2016
Wally Heads Up Ai Project
Tags work ethic, laziness, project, fake
Transcript
Boss: Wally, I need you to head up our artificial intelligence project. You will have no budget and no hope of success. I just like saying we're working on AI. And you're completely useless, so it's a good match. Wally: I won't let you down.