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371 Results for Tina
View 151 - 160 results for Tina comic strips. Discover the best "Tina" comics from Dilbert.com.
Thursday June 20,
2013
Tags deception, managers & supervisors, company policy, rate staff, no upper body strength, real reason, business
Transcript
Boss: Company policy says I have to rate one-third of my staff as "Does not meet expectations." I chose the two of you because you have no upper body strength. This way it's safer if you go berzerk. I thought you said I should tell them the reason I picked them. Catbert: Not the real reason.
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Thursday May 09,
2013
Friday March 29,
2013
Tags pregnant woman, robot, singularity, robots rule, galaxy, bacteria socaked, parasite, personal slave, future, small talk
Transcript
Robot: I see you have a bacteria- soaked parasite growing in your womb. Robot: After the singularity, when robots rule the galaxy, I'll turn that thing into a personal slave. Tina: You're not god at small talk. Robot: I wonder how many watts it can produce.
Tuesday March 19,
2013
Tags didn't read, email, improve communication, long rambling email, someone else, meeting, business
Transcript
The Boss: Did everyone read about how to improve our communication? Dilbert: Was it a long rambling email that stumbled from one barely coherent point to another? The Boss: That one must have been from someone else. Dilbert: Good because I didn't read it.
Sunday March 17,
2013
Tags angel, fix things, granted wishes, know it all, needy, questions, things gone wrong, workers, angel of competence
Transcript
Angel: I am the angel of competence. I have come to mark you as an engineer turn around, Dilbert: So, its like an honor? Angel: Sure, if that makes you feel better. The Boss: Can you show me how to set ups my wireless router at home? Tina: My phone keeps freezing up, can you look at it? Ted: How long should I barbecue trick-tip? Man: The pilot lightly on my water heater is out, How do you fix cracks in a driveway? what exactly does iCloud do? GAAA!!! Dilbert: I need to talk to the angel of competence have you seen him? Wally: He died in my cubicle, Thats all Im saying.
Friday October 12,
2012
Tags anger, complaining, performance review, nice leadership, pile of cake, lack confidence
Transcript
Performance Review Boss: Tina, you lack confidence. Tina: That's because you keep criticizing me! Nice leadership, you perspiring pile of pound cake! Was that better or worse? I can't tell.
Friday September 07,
2012
Tags twins, meeting, clone, cooler clone, clear view, engine purr, business
Transcript
Tina: Is it awkward being in the same meeting as a cooler version of yourself? Scoot back so I can get a clear view. This guy really makes my engine purr. A little more.
Wednesday September 05,
2012
Tags dating, engineers, framework, allow construction, large scale analytical queries, unstructured data, relationships
Transcript
Tina: So, what do you do for a living? Dilbert: I'm working on a framework to allow construction of large-scale analytical queries on unstructured data. Woman: I'm a little turned on by that. Dilbert: Settle down. It's just a framework.
Friday August 10,
2012
Tags cruelty, office workers, unpaid intern, resort fee, work experience, zips eyeholes, leather hood
Transcript
Tina: Are you the new upaid intern? Coworker: No, but that's what I aspire to be. I'm merely an intern to another intern. And I pay a resort fee just to use the restroom. Tina: At least you get valuable work experience. Coworker: Until he zips the eyeholes on the leather hood I wear in meetings.
Friday July 27,
2012
Tags compliment, punch and hate ignorance, certainty, punctuate ignorance with ceratinty
Transcript
Boss: Tina gave me a great compliment. She said I punch and hate ignorance with certainty. Dilbert: Are you sure she didn't say you punctuate your ignorance with certainty? Boss: I'm positive! Hah-cha!


