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Monday January 25,
2010
Tags standing, project, coffee, matter
Transcript
The Boss says, ?Another division needs your help for a six-month project.? Dilbert says, ?Who will do my work here?? The Boss says, ?You'll keep doing this job too, but only the things that matter.? Dilbert says, ?How long have I been doing things that don't matter?? The Boss says, ?Oops.?
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Tuesday January 19,
2010
Tags futurists, baby boomers, retire, coffee, standing
Transcript
Wally says, "Futurists say that when baby boomers start retiring in big numbers, you won't be able to fill critical job openings." Wally says, "If you agree to let me slack off now, I'll give you a few good years when I'm sixty." The Boss says, "What if you renege?" Wally says, "That's a risk I'm willing to take."
Friday December 25,
2009
Tags christmas, presents, giving, nerdy, Funny, coffee, bank, bathrobe, holiday
Transcript
Dilbert says, "Merry Christmas. Here?s a hundred bucks." Dogbert says, "And here's a hundred bucks for you." Dilbert says, "We could save another step by setting up an electronic transfer with an annual recurring option." Dogbert says, "Excellent." Dogbert says, "Or we could not give gifts." Dilbert says, "Hush your crazy talk."
Wednesday December 16,
2009
Tags avoidance, trickery, randomness, work, procrastination, coffee
Transcript
Wally says, do you prefer that I spend the day planning, which doesn't look like work?" Wally says, "Or should I plunge into my project with aggressuve randomness?" Dilbert says, "He told you not to work?" Wally says, "He doesn't know it yet."
Monday November 30,
2009
Tags secret, research, gmail, email, lying, talking, director, coffee, science
Transcript
Wally says, "The director of our top secret research group wants to borrow me for six months." Wally says, "During that time, you will not know where I am or what I'm working on." The Boss says, "I need to hear this from the director." Wally says, "I'll ask him to email you from his gmail account."
Saturday November 21,
2009
Tags sitting, meeting, title, meaningless, proud, mean, cruel, deflated, orders, business
Transcript
Dogbert the CEO Dogbert says ,"Employees are so important to me that our head of human resources will get a C-level title." Dogbert says, "Edna will be our CPO, or Chief People officer." Dogbert says ,"Take a seat over there by the chief artificial coffee creamer officer."
Thursday November 12,
2009
Tags complaining, pain, work, irresponsible, chugging, coffee, suppressing, lazy
Transcript
Wally says, "Gaaa! I feel a sudden pang of caring about the quality of my work!" Glug glug glug glug Dilbert says, "Did you kill it?" Wally says, "I think so, but I'd better roll a donut in front of the cave."
Thursday October 29,
2009
Tags coffee, stock tip, ridicule, criticism, hair cut, old fashioned, doubt, annoyed
Transcript
Man says, "I have a great stock tip for you, Alice." Alice says, "And I should trust you because you're an expert on all things except your own ridiculous hair?" Man says, "I also know a lot about old cars." Alice says, "Shocker."
Monday October 19,
2009
Tags sitting, criticism, ridicule, stupidity, ignoring, distracted, work, desk, forgetting
Transcript
the Boss says, "Why didn't you get my input on the vendor selection?" Dilbert says, "I tried, but?" Dilbert says, "You're so easily distracted that for all practical purposes you're nothing but furniture with coffee breath." The Boss says, "Where were we?" Dilbert says, "You were praising me for my good attitude."
Tuesday September 29,
2009
Tags talking, retirement, planning, drinking, coffee, pessimistic
Transcript
Retirement planning in a bad economy Wally says, "Retirement planning is all about timing." Wally says, "I'm planning to die from global warming on the same day I run out of money." Wally says, "That's one more advantage of being frail. I figure an hour without sunscreen ought to do the trick."

