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578 Results for Head
View 151 - 160 results for head comic strips. Discover the best "Head" comics from Dilbert.com.
Sunday October 24,
2004
Tags stress free, unrealistic beliefs, people care, stapler, steal, coworkers, budget numbers, lying, briefcase, coffe cup
Transcript
Asok: Wally how can you be so stress free? Wally: Its quite simple. Stress is caused by an unrealistic belief that people care about you, I, on the other hand expect pope to be like me. Lets visit ted and I'll show you how this works. Ted, do you have the budget numbers that you promised me? Thats next on my to-do lit. While he was lying to me, I told his stapler, so I came out a head. He forgot his mug, Im going to sip that puppy into my briefcase.
Tuesday September 28,
2004
Tags liosuction, disappeared, head one, eating donuts, being fed donuts
Transcript
Dilbert: "How did the liposuction go?" The boss: "Good." "People say I look younger. And thanks to my self-discipline, I'll keep off the weight." "One more."
Monday September 27,
2004
Tags liposuction, remove fat, head collapse, lucky
Transcript
The Boss: I'm thinking about getting liposuction to remove my fat. Alice: your head would collapse. The boss: it would? Alice: If I'm lucky.
Friday August 06,
2004
Tags mullet head, nickname, everyine call, behind back, secret nick name, long in back
Transcript
carol: "Hey, mullet-head, this is for you." "What did you call me?" "Oops. I used the secret nickname that everyone in the office has for you." "My work here is done." "It's just a little long in the back!"
Wednesday April 28,
2004
Tags spouses get benefits, marry each other, fluorescent light, walls head, director of hr, save money
Transcript
Catbert, the evil director of HR "Married employees cost us more because spouses get benefits." "If we can get our employees to marry each other we'll save money." "Have you ever noticed how the fluorescent light glistens off of Wally's head."
Sunday April 11,
2004
Tags pay calculated, teal, side conversations, cilantro, head will explode, test theory, better than hoped, meeting, table, conference table, business
Transcript
"You pay will be calculated a new way." "Then I said teal isn't a color." "Shhh! no side conversations." "Multiplied by the base salary." "I think it's a spice." "No side conversations." "It's like cilantro." "I can't help it. I'm the kind of guy who needs to talk or else it feels like my head will explode." "Let's test that theory." Mmmph! "Wow, that worked out better than I'd hoped."
Friday March 05,
2004
Tags new boss, goat head, puts spell, workers, finish project, sadistic, fair, witch as boss, motivation
Transcript
The New Boss "Maybe you'll be more motivated with a goat head." "The spell won't go away until you finish your project." "She's a big improvement over our last boss." "She's sadistic, but she's fair."
Sunday February 29,
2004
Tags boss's boss, misinformed, mismanaged, oss confused, poorly managed, dont communicate
Transcript
wally: "Gaaa! Our boss's is coming!" Dilbert: "Where?" Zoop "Uh oh." "Hello, head count." Dilbert: "I need to run, tons of work." "Why? Are you poorly managed?" Dilbert: "No, we have everything we need! Everything is perfect." "So... was your boss confused, lying or misinformed when he asked me for more funding for your budget?" Dilbert: "Noooo! Ignore me! I don't know anything." "Hmm." "Dilbert says you don't communicate with the staff and don't need money." Dilbert: "Phew! I'm glad that's over."
Thursday February 19,
2004
Tags school, worthless sycophants, head nodding, beginners, instructiosn, class, particpants, education
Transcript
Dogbert: "Welcome to Dogbert's school for worthless sycophants." "Our first lesson is 'Head nodding for beginners.'" "Good good, now get ready to snap it forward."
Thursday January 15,
2004
Tags over head storage, anxiety, doesn't fit, baggae, luggae, army on, above seat, iowa, airplane
Transcript
Dilbert: GAAA!!! Im having overhead storage anxiety!! It doesn't fit! Everyone will hate me for delaying the flight! Flight attendant: We ere scheduled to fly to new york, but thanks to the bag that didn't fit, we have to leave in Iowa.


