dilbert holding out banana: i'm not hungry today. do you want my banana?
boss: that's an apple.
dilbert: um..no this is a banana.
boss: clearly it is not.
dilbert: i can't believe you are making me do a google search to prove i know what a banana is. see? those are bananas. this looks just like the photos. this is a banana.
those images are doctored.
dilbert yelling: there are a million banana images! they are not all doctored!
boss: you know how i know you are wrong? because you never admit you are wrong. gotcha!
dilbert yelling: that is not a thing!!!
boss: that's exactly what all the people who are wrong say.