Boss: I have a great idea. Let's create a google document that we can all update.
Dilbert: That is exactly the idea I suggested to you yesterday.
Boss: You can't prove that.
Dilbert: That was only true until I learned to wear a wire.
boss: my records show you completed the online training for diversity and inclusion. apparently, you did not know we can detect it when you have the sound muted during the entire course.
dilbert: you can do that?
Boss: no, but i can trick most of you idiots into confessing.