dilbert: yesterday someone disagreed with me, and i changed his mind using data and reason.
wally: that isn't possible.
dilbert: i didn't think so either, but it happened.
wally: smells like a trap.
dilbert: i couldn't sleep all night.
dilbert: all of our retail locations were destroyed by protesters last night. why do they hate us?
dilbert: they don't hate us. we donate to their cause.
dilbert: am i missing some context?
boss: you should see what they do to the people they don't like.