dilbert: activists are accusing us of padding our customer list with the names of dead people.
boss: that's a lie. those customers were alive when they bought our products.
dilbert: did they die while using them?
boss: let's hope the activists don't ask that question.
boss in board room: a trade publication ranked us dead last on their list of "best places to work." the review says, "employees say working there is like eating a barrel of dead squirrels."
boss: could have been worse.
dilbert: only for the squirrels.