dilbert: is there anything you plan to do in this meeting that we couldn't have done more easily by email.
alice, boss & dilbert sitting at table saying nothing.
dilbert: send me an e-card.
Boss: I hear you were being sarcastic about safety. Obviously, you don't take safety seriously, so I have to send you to a safety re-education camp for a week.
Dilbert: That will totally fix this problem.
Boss: You just bought yourself an extra week.