Meet Halfway Comic Strips - Page 17

You can also use "quotes" and & to narrow down results.

165 Results for Meet Halfway

View 161 - 165 results for meet halfway comic strips. Discover the best "Meet Halfway" comics from Dilbert.com.

Thank you for voting.
 - Dilbert by Scott Adams

Share November 07, 1990's comic on:


Tags #Dogbert, #dinosaurs, #robber, #dawn, #bob, #honesty, #bat, #flush, #swirly

View Transcript

Transcript

The thief comes to the door and Dogbert says, "Greetings." The crook says, "Hey! Ain't you the worthless watchdog from dat Dilbert guy's house I robbed?" Dogbert points to Bob and Dawn the Dinosaurs and says, "I'd like you to meet Dawn and Bob who will say a few words about honesty." Dawn is holding a bat. Bob and Dawn hold the thief upside down by his ankles. Bob says, ". . . And honesty means never having to say 'please don't flush me down the toilet.'"

Thank you for voting.
 - Dilbert by Scott Adams

Share May 21, 1990's comic on:


Tags #Dilbert, #dinner, #car, #drive, #woman, #shallow, #difference, #parking lot, #thump, #mighty, #chest

View Transcript

Transcript

Dilbert asks a woman, ". . . So, would you like to meet after work and go to dinner?" The woman asks, "What kind of car do you drive?" Dilbert says angrily, "Ugh! You women are all so shallow!! It should not make one bit of difference what kind of car I drive!!" The woman replies, "Except that it will help me find you in the parking lot . . . But you could just stand on top of it and thump your mighty chest."

Thank you for voting.
 - Dilbert by Scott Adams

Share February 13, 1990's comic on:


Tags #Dilbert, #Dogbert, #soviet, #exchange program, #nikita dogachev

View Transcript

Transcript

Dilbert: ...so to do our part for east-west relations... I've decided to host a dog from the soviet exchange program. Dogbert: What? Dilbert: Dogbert, I'd like you to meet Nikita Nikita Dorgachev. Dogbert: Charmed.

Thank you for voting.
 - Dilbert by Scott Adams

Share November 05, 1989's comic on:


Tags #Dilbert, #Dogbert, #Frank, #eddy, #self-esteem, #damaged, #immune system

View Transcript

Transcript

Dilbert and Dogbert walk down the sidewalk. A man walking in the other direction says, "Hi, Dilbert." Dilbert says, "Hi, Frank." The man says, "My name is Eddy, not Frank." Dilbert replies, "Oh . . . Right. Sorry, Eddy." Dilbert thinks, "This is so embarrassing." Eddy says, "Forgetting somebody's name is the worst insult in the world." Eddy continues, "Now my self-esteem has been damaged. My job performance will drop accordingly, and I'll be fired." Eddy shivers and says, "The stress is starting to affect my immune system. I'm getting a cold." Dogbert holds out his paw and says, "I'm Dogbert. Nice to meet you, Frank."

Thank you for voting.
 - Dilbert by Scott Adams

Share July 31, 1989's comic on:


Tags #Dilbert, #mr. snow, #the boss, #neal, #contact lens

View Transcript

Transcript

The Boss: Dilbert, I'd like you to meet Mr. Snow- Your new boss. Dilbert: Hello, Mr. Snow Mr. Snow: Neal, please. That's my name: "Neal." Dilbert: Uh... Contact lens.