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Motivational Speaker

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Motivational Speaker - Dilbert by Scott Adams

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Tags #motivation, #motivational speaker, #inspiration, #backfire

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Alice: The motivational speaker you hired was great!!! We all decided to quit out jobs and become motivational speakers. Boss: He was supposed to make you work harder here. Alice: You wanted him to motivate us to be dumb?

What Classes To Be An Engineer

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What Classes To Be An Engineer - Dilbert by Scott Adams

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Tags #intelligence, #insult, #Advice, #logic, #engineer, #engineering

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Man: What kinds of classes should I take to become an engineer? Alice: Start by taking whatever kind of class makes you fifty percent smarter. Man: Then what? Alice: Then you won't need to ask me what to do next.