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Wednesday October 15,
2003
Tags #used coffee sirrer, #watsebacket, #not maid, #laziness
Transcript
Carol: "Hey! You left a used coffee stirrer on the counter!!!" Wally: "The wastebasket was one foot away! I am an associate not your maid!!!" "Behold the power of laziness." Carol: "So, I'll throw it away for you THIS TIME."
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Wednesday January 07,
2004
Tags #stolen computer, #boss takes, #employee, #work, #unjust
Transcript
The Boss: It's time to go power shopping. The boss: Nice computer. did you just get it. GAAA!!! The Boss: shopping always puts me in a good mood.
Friday January 09,
2004
Tags #smokers, #harness energy, #unused computers, #create electricity, #outside everyday, #slope
Transcript
Dilbert: The smokers in this building take hundreds of trips outside to smoke everyday. We can harness that kinetic energy to create electricity ti power their unused computers. pant pant too much slope
Tuesday May 18,
2004
Tags #carol, #secreatry, #secret society, #executive secreataries, #rule the world, #own secreatries, #Women, #meeting, #take over the world, #evil overlords, #business
Transcript
Carol: welcome to the secret society of executive secretaries. Today we will wrest power from our evil overlords! Tomorrow we'll rule the world! Then connie pointed out that we'd need our own secretaries and the whole thing fell apart.
Thursday August 12,
2004
Tags #accidentally sent, #salary spredsheet, #department, #more money, #upset, #wizard, #swollen appendix
Transcript
Dilbert: Look… Carol accidentally sent the salary spreadsheet to everyone in the department! Dilbert: WHat??! your pay is higher than mine??! But you're like a…a… WallY: wizard? Dilbert: swollen appendix.
Friday December 23,
2005
Tags #power point slide, #strategy, #change the world, #delsuons, #effectiveness
Transcript
"This PowerPoint slide could change our entire company strategy." "The rest of the industry would have to copy us, and that could change the entire world!" "Someone has been having delusions of effectiveness."
Saturday December 24,
2005
Tags #power point zone, #real wolrd, #bullet points, #imaginary prodcutivity, #eight lsides
Transcript
I am entering the PowerPoint zone. "I no longer feel the need to change the real world as long as I can change these bullet points." "How much imaginary productivity did you have today?" "Eight slides!"