Man: I'm a foodie. Are you foodie too?
Dilbert: I think of food as fuel.
Man: But you enjoy eating good food, right?
Dilbert: I try to avoid food that tastes good. That way, I won't overeat. I usually just check my plate for any stray bandages, and that's about it. If my food passes that test, I shovel it toward my mouth while reading stuff on my phone.
Man: I don't think I can be your friend.
Dilbert: That worked out better than I hoped.