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165 Results for Personal Hygiene
View 161 - 165 results for personal hygiene comic strips. Discover the best "Personal Hygiene" comics from Dilbert.com.
Saturday May 23,
2020
Smartphones Spread Viruses
Tags #cell phone, #hygiene, #science, #contagion, #pandemic, #smartphone, #germs
Transcript
Boss: Scientists say our smartphones can spread the coronavirus. That's why I no longer answer the phone. You never know if the caller is infected. Asok: I don't think... Dilbert: Let it go.
Tuesday May 26,
2020
Begging The Universe For Trouble
Tags #boss, #hygiene, #karma, #pandemic, #virus, #hoax, #germs, #superstitious
Transcript
Man: If you keep saying the coronavirus is a hoax. You are practically begging the universe to infect you. CEO: Don't be so superstitious. That's not how anything works, you moron. Cough cough. Man: No, karma! Not me!
Saturday June 20,
2020
An Empty Offce
Tags #freedom, #hygiene, #office, #office workers, #telecommute
Transcript
Dilbert: The office is a beautiful place when everyone else is working from home. No distractions, private bathroom, and I no longer need to suppress my bodily noises. Brraaaap! Freedom!
Sunday March 28,
2021
Wally's Advice
Tags #Advice, #audience, #business, #complain, #connection, #droopy, #emotion, #emotional intelligence, #Entertainment, #hate, #medical, #persuasive, #problems, #sad, #sarcasm, #self-deprecating, #slide deck, #spouse, #technology, #tragic, #wife
Transcript
boss: if there anything i can do to make my slide deck more persuasive? wally: you need to make an emotional connection with your audience. start with a tragic personal story that makes everyone sad and droopy. then talk about your various medical problems, and don't spare the details. then complain about your wife because most people hate their spouses too, so they can relate. and don't spare the self-deprecating humor because everyone can relate to knowing you are a loser. boss: wow. thank you for that advice. i'll make those changes. dilbert: how much do you hate him? wally: it's more about my entertainment.