Sarcasm Comic Strips - Page 17

You can also use "quotes" and & to narrow down results.

163 Results for Sarcasm

View 161 - 163 results for sarcasm comic strips. Discover the best "Sarcasm" comics from Dilbert.com.

Dilbert Wants To Write Book

Thank you for voting.
Dilbert Wants To Write Book   - Dilbert by Scott Adams

Share July 20, 2020's comic on:


Tags #book, #boring, #colon, #elephant, #exercise, #interesting, #people, #sarcasm, #speaking, #technology, #write

View Transcript

Transcript

dilbert and dogbert wearing face masks on a walk. dilbert: i'm thinking about writing a book. dogbert: can boring people write interesting books? dilbert: maybe i write better than i speak. dogbert: sure, and maybe an elephant lives in my colon.

No Talk About Morale

Thank you for voting.
 No Talk About Morale - Dilbert by Scott Adams

Share July 22, 2020's comic on:


Tags #business, #employees, #managers & supervisors, #sarcasm, #morale, #talk, #engagement, #workplace, #culture, #happy, #question, #covid, #pandemic

View Transcript

Transcript

dilbert and boss wearing face masks. dilbert: i've noticed that we used to talk about employee morale... but now we talk about "engagement" and "workplace culture." why is that? boss: we found out it doesn't matter if you are happy. dilbert: remind me to never ask another question.

Reasonable Assumptions

Thank you for voting.
 Reasonable Assumptions - Dilbert by Scott Adams

Share July 24, 2020's comic on:


Tags #managers & supervisors, #business, #plan, #reasonable, #unreasonable, #assumptions, #job, #face mask, #sarcasm

View Transcript

Transcript

dilbert wearing face mask: i ran the numbers, and your plan does not work under any reasonable set of assumptions. boss wearing face mask: have you tried "unreasonable assumptions?" dilbert: why would i do that? boss: well, to keep your job, for example.