asok: i've noticed that the more experience i gain, the more cynical and jaded i become. am i doomed to become a golem-like creature with a bad attitude if i work here long enough? no offense.
Wally: none taken.
boss: i can't approve your plan until i know what the experts say.
dilbert: i can save us some time by talking to the people who bribe the experts. i'll get the same answer, but faster.
boss yelling: ouch! the truth hurts!
dilbert: take a deep breath. it will pass.