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Loud Howard And Tina Have A Romance

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Loud Howard And Tina Have A Romance - Dilbert by Scott Adams

Share May 09, 2016's comic on:


Tags #romance, #relationships, #dating, #secret, #speaking, #loud, #shouting

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Loud Howard. Tina: We must keep our office romance a secret. Howard: I won't tell anyone about us, Tina!!!! Dilbert: You have a bad case of Loud Howard hair. But what does the extra spittle mean? Hmmm... Tina: Grrrr...

Humidity Is Wrecking Hair

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Humidity Is Wrecking Hair - Dilbert by Scott Adams

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Tags #hair, #humid, #bad hair day

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Alice: The humidity is wrecking my hair. Please don't stare. Dilbert: I can't promise that. Alice: You're staring! Dilbert: I'm afraid to turn my back on it.

Robotic Hair Transplant

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Robotic Hair Transplant - Dilbert by Scott Adams

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Tags #coffee, #conversation, #hair, #surgery, #medical

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Never go to a robotic hair transplant center on the same day they upgrade the software. Is that the surgery where they take hair from the back of your head and fill in the bald spot? That's how the old software worked. The new one didn't respect boundaries.

Pictures Lie

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Pictures Lie  - Dilbert by Scott Adams

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Tags #photos, #truth, #lying, #deceit, #photoshop, #public relations, #pr, #appearances

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CEO: The public doesn't believe I really helped serve food at the homeless shelter. Dogbert: Tell them pictures don't lie. CEO: Pictures lie all the time. In fact, that's the best way to lie. Dogbert: Keep that insight to yourself. CEO: I have a full head of hair on Tinder.

Boss Loves Criticism

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Boss Loves Criticism - Dilbert by Scott Adams

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Tags #mentor, #mentee, #protege, #Advice, #competition, #deception

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Alice The Mentor. Alice: One thing I can tell you about our boss is that he loves constructive criticism. Man: I feel as if your advice is intended to make me fail because you see me as a threat to take your job. Alice: And he loves it when you grab him by the hair and yell, "handles!"

Haircut On Company Times

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Haircut On Company Times - Dilbert by Scott Adams

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Tags #hair, #haircut, #time, #break

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Boss: Wally, do you have a minute? Wally: No. I have to get a haircut. Boss: You can't get a haircut on company time. Wally: I'm only cutting the hairs that grew on company time. Boss: How do you know which ones grew on company time? Wally: It's always hairs three and five.