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254 Results for Stupid
View 171 - 180 results for stupid comic strips. Discover the best "Stupid" comics from Dilbert.com.
Friday December 09,
2005
Tags sourpuss, lemins, choke and die, lemon eater
Transcript
Sourpuss "When life gives you lemons..." "Choke on 'em and die." "You stupid lemon eater."
Wednesday February 08,
2006
Thursday May 18,
2006
Transcript
My space defense shield detects an incoming threat. I am launching intercept rockets. "Apparently the boys at Google used a death ray to blast the international space station out of orbit and toward our house." "Why do you have a space defense shield?" "Doesn't that seem like a stupid question now?"
Monday July 10,
2006
Wednesday September 20,
2006
Wednesday October 04,
2006
Friday November 03,
2006
Wednesday November 22,
2006
Friday December 15,
2006
Sunday June 18,
2000
Tags work place violence, prevention training, violent emplyees, identify, beards, creepy, ineffective males, widely disprected
Transcript
Tina says to the group, "Welcome to workplace violence prevention training." Tina continues, "How can we identify potentially violent employees?" Wally raises his hand excitedly yelling, "Ooh! Ooh!" Tina says, "Wally?" Wally answers, "Do they have beards?" Tina replies, "Um...no. That was a stupid answer." Tina says, "Violent employees are usually creepy, inefficiently males who are widely disrespected." Dilbert raises his hand and asks Tina, "May I change seats?"

