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Mindless Tasks

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Mindless Tasks - Dilbert by Scott Adams

Tags managers & supervisors, business, despondent, tasks, mindless

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dilbert thinking: looks like it will be another full day of interacting with people i wouldn't pull out of a burning car even if i were made of asbestos. my only hope is to stay busy doing mindless tasks. dilbert: do you have any mindless tasks for me? boss: take one from the top of the pile.

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Dilbert Organizes The Lab

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Dilbert Organizes The Lab - Dilbert by Scott Adams

Tags sarcasm, business, tech, lab, reorganize, co-workers, grateful

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dilbert: this week i reorganized the tech lab from top to bottom. dogbert: were your co-workers grateful? dilbert: yes, assuming they show it by rummaging through the wrong drawers and cursing.

Elbonian Words

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Elbonian Words - Dilbert by Scott Adams

Tags business, technology, elbonian, headquarters, language, factory, Word

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boss: headquarters has released a new list of things you are not supposed to say when visiting our elbonian factory. at the top of the list, never say "glfalawah" to an elbonian. alice: because it means something naughty? boss: because it isn't a word.

I'm Not A Racist

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I'm Not A Racist - Dilbert by Scott Adams

Tags business, sarcasm, racism, racist, woke, demands, sacrifice, spare, proof

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dilbert: there's a mob of woke people surrounding our building. they demand a human sacrifice. boss: fetch the spare racist i hired for that purpose. male co-worker hanging from a rod outside top level of office tower: i'm not a racist! really i'm not! voice from inside the building: he can't prove that!

Dogbert Starts Esg Rating Firm

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Dogbert Starts Esg Rating Firm - Dilbert by Scott Adams

Dogbert Charges For Esg Rating

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Dogbert Charges For Esg Rating - Dilbert by Scott Adams

Wally Top 10% Employee

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Wally Top 10% Employee - Dilbert by Scott Adams