2007 Comic Strips - Page 18
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Wednesday June 20,
2007
Tags green consultant, rm your suv, hybrid cars, stop using fuel, save earth, other people sacrifice
Transcript
Dogbert the green consultant Dogbert: "Try ramming your SUV into hybrid cars." "That should stop them from using fuel altogether." "You can't save the Earth unless you're willing to make other people sacrifice." CEO: "I'm in."
Thursday June 21,
2007
Tags green consultant, source of methane, free source, energy, small office, give, butt, hose, pants, health
Transcript
Dogbert the green consultant Dogbert: "Your coworkers have identified you as a source of methane." Dogbert: "If we capture this free source of energy we can power a small office building." Wally: "I give and I give."
Friday June 22,
2007
Tags ignored, coworker, acknowledge existence, uniportant, talking clothes, fretting, mean, anxiety
Transcript
Asok: "Alice, may I ask you a question? Alice? Alice?" Asok: "Gaaa! Am I so unimportant you feel no need to acknowledge my existence???" "Am I totally unimportant?" Catbert: "Hey, it's a bunch of talking clothes!"
Saturday June 23,
2007
Tags depressed, corporate job, intern, unimportant tasks, feel nothing, stressed, ptsd, punch, numb out
Transcript
Asok: My job is an endless series of mind-numbingly unimportant tasks. "My central nervous system is starting to atrophy." The Boss: "I'm kind of busy." Asok: "Punch me in the head so I can feel something."
Sunday June 24,
2007
Tags run by attorney, hi with hammer, attention, painful process, final result, hammer is quicker
Transcript
The Boss: "Run this by our attorney." Dilbert: "May I vigorously hit myself with a hammer instead?" The Boss: "You have my attention." Dilbert: "Either way, it's a painful process that won't change the final result." "But the hammer is quicker and it will still make you feel as if you made me do something." The Boss: "Okay. Try the hammer thing." BAM! "Ouch!" BAM! "Ouch!" BAM! "Ouch!" "Now run it by our attorney so it feels as if I did two things."
Monday June 25,
2007
Tags hired nancy, lightening, can't strike, lighting strike, invites problems, medical school, cadaver
Transcript
I hired Nancy because she's had so many personal problems in the past year. "I figure lightning can't strike the same place more than ten or twelve times in a row." "It's not as if she invites problems." "I'm in love with a medical school cadaver!"
Tuesday June 26,
2007
Tags serial personal problems, in love, medical school cadaver, bad decisons, acting cold, boyfriend acting cold
Transcript
Nancy, the employee with serious personal problems Nancy: "I'm in love with a medical school cadaver." Alice: "Do you ever think that maybe your personal problems are caused by your own bad decisions?" Nancy: "How's it my fault that my boyfriend is acting cold?"
Wednesday June 27,
2007
Tags personal problems, doctors, opeation, serial problems, steady diet, licorice, diet soda, spleen, c4 explosive, support group, alqueda
Transcript
Nancy, the employee with serious personal problems Nancy: "The doctors say I need an operation." "They think my steady diet of licorice and diet soda turned my spleen into a C-4 explosive." "So I joined a support group. Have you heard of Al Qaeda?" Dilbert: "Gotta go..."
Thursday June 28,
2007
Tags career counselor, something you love, not working, loserish, bowling
Transcript
Dogbert, career counselor Dogbert: "Do something you love." Ted: "I love not working." Dogbert: "Do you have any loves that are any less loserish?" Ted: "I love to watch bowling!"
Friday June 29,
2007
Tags career counselor, no marketable talent, keep positive, not going to change, unemployable
Transcript
Dogbert, career counselor DOgbert: "You have no marketable talent." "You're totally unemployable and that's not going to change." "The important thing is to keep a positive attitude."

