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351 Results for Coffee
View 171 - 180 results for coffee comic strips. Discover the best "Coffee" comics from Dilbert.com.
Saturday August 18,
2007
Tags impulse control, chew on pencil, beaver, borrowed pencil, tree falls, wild
Transcript
Coffee swilling Beaver Beaver: If a tree falls in the forest and no one hears it.... Id still chew the bejeezus out f it because I have no impulse control. That reminds me: the pencil I borrowed from you isn't coming back.
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Friday August 17,
2007
Tags too much work, solution, coffee swilling squirrel, work faster, time stands still, slow, too lsow, hyper
Transcript
The Boss: Carol, I give you far too much work, Theres only one solution. I hired a coffee swilling beaver to show you how to work faster. Squirrel: when I watch you, its as if time stands still.
Saturday July 14,
2007
Tags evil director, human resources, new policy, no d drinking coffee, remove all doubt, policies, evil, honesty, ruining the moment, business
Transcript
Catbert, evil director of human resources Catbert: "Our new policy is no drinking coffee during work." "That should remove all doubt that our policies are designed for any reason other than evil." Dilbert: "Your honesty is refreshing." Catbert: "Stop ruining the moment!!!"
Monday May 21,
2007
Thursday February 08,
2007
Tags goals for th eyear, replace my soul, become immortal, coffee
Transcript
The Boss: Wally, what are your goals for the coming year? Wally: My goal is to replace my soul with coffee and become immortal. The boss: I mean something about work. Wally: Oh, I thought you said MY goals."

