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351 Results for Coffee
View 171 - 180 results for coffee comic strips. Discover the best "Coffee " comics from Dilbert.com.
Saturday August 18,
2007
Tags impulse control, chew on pencil, beaver, borrowed pencil, tree falls, wild
Transcript
Coffee swilling Beaver Beaver: If a tree falls in the forest and no one hears it.... Id still chew the bejeezus out f it because I have no impulse control. That reminds me: the pencil I borrowed from you isn't coming back.
Friday August 17,
2007
Tags too much work, solution, coffee swilling squirrel, work faster, time stands still, slow, too lsow, hyper
Transcript
The Boss: Carol, I give you far too much work, Theres only one solution. I hired a coffee swilling beaver to show you how to work faster. Squirrel: when I watch you, its as if time stands still.
Saturday July 14,
2007
Tags evil director, human resources, new policy, no d drinking coffee, remove all doubt, policies, evil, honesty, ruining the moment, business
Transcript
Catbert, evil director of human resources Catbert: "Our new policy is no drinking coffee during work." "That should remove all doubt that our policies are designed for any reason other than evil." Dilbert: "Your honesty is refreshing." Catbert: "Stop ruining the moment!!!"
Monday May 21,
2007
Thursday February 08,
2007
Tags goals for th eyear, replace my soul, become immortal, coffee
Transcript
The Boss: Wally, what are your goals for the coming year? Wally: My goal is to replace my soul with coffee and become immortal. The boss: I mean something about work. Wally: Oh, I thought you said MY goals."

