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237 Results for Competition (Psychology)
View 171 - 180 results for competition (psychology) comic strips. Discover the best "Competition (Psychology)" comics from Dilbert.com.
Tuesday March 01,
2016
Trapped Under Rubble
Tags freedom, guest artist, happiness, job, misery, satisfaction, john glynn, business, psychology
Transcript
Asok: I miss the freedom I had as an Uber driver. This job feels like being trapped under rubble. Wally: We old-timers have a name for that feeling. Asok: What is it? Wally: "Better than average."
Friday March 18,
2016
Dogbert Talks Past The Sale
Tags manipulation, negotiating, negotiation, psychology, guest artist, josh shipley
Transcript
Dogbert: Do you want to prepare and serve my favorite food to me now or in one minute? Dilbert: Why do you always that manipulative trick of making me think past the sale? Dogbert: Because it works? Dilbert: One minute! Not a second sooner!
Sunday April 17,
2016
Tags management, honesty, competition, criticism
Transcript
Boss: Why are our competitors beating us on the benchmark speed tests? Do they have better engineers? Dilbert: No, they have better management. Their management probably got them the budget they needed to do the job right. I"m guessing they were helpful, instead of being useless, blamecasting time-wasters. I hear you can do a lot when you have good management. I'll probably try to get a job with a competitor. They sound great. It is also possible they lied about their benchmark results. Boss: You should have said that first!
Saturday April 16,
2016
Being More Honest
Tags marketing, advertising, honesty, cover-up, performance, shortcoming, business
Transcript
Dilbert: My tests show we underperform our competition on nine out of eleven dimensions. Boss: Give the two good ones to Marketing. We can't be more honest than that. Dilbert: I'm almost certain we can. Boss: No, we really can't.
Thursday June 16,
2016
Dinner With A Social Justice Warrior
Tags sjw, internet, personality, political correctness, politically correct, flirting, insult, masculinity, technology, psychology
Transcript
Man: I'm a social justice warrior. That means I'm on our side. Do you want to go to dinner with me? Alice: No, thanks. I'm into men. Man: I am a man. Alice: Don't make me turn around and prove you wrong.
Monday June 27,
2016
Biggest Risk To Happiness
Tags happiness, Advice, complaining, conversation, psychology
Transcript
Wally: The biggest risk to your happiness involves listening to other people. When they aren't trying to make you work, they're complaining. Asok: I hate that. Wally: Shhh. Don't talk.
Tuesday July 12,
2016
The Comparison Problem
Tags entrepreneur, comparison, power, money, perspective, happiness, psychology
Transcript
CEO: How'd it go when you told your staff to act more like entrepreneurs? Boss: Not so good. They were happier when they were comparing their careers to other people in cubicles. Dilbert: What?! This idiot is worth a billion dollars now??? Asok: Gaaa!!! I'm a failure!
Wednesday July 20,
2016
Dilbert Fits It All In One Slide
Tags irrational, demands, managers, powerpoint, nonsense
Transcript
Dilbert: It took me a hours to figure out how to fit everything you wanted into one slide. Boss: That's great. Now add in some stuff about the budget, our risks, and all of our competition. And keep it all on one slide. Dilbert: Have you ever listened to the noise coming from your mouth?
Friday July 22,
2016
Wally's Awesome Emails
Tags work ethic, laziness, excuse, competition, accomplishment
Transcript
Alice: This week I designed and built a prototype that can turn any kind of garbage into fuel. Boss: And Wally? Wally: I sent out some emails, but no one answered. Before you judge me, keep in mind that you don't know how awesome those emails were.
Tuesday August 02,
2016
Addictive Apps
Tags technology, app, zombie, mindlessness, cell phone, marketing, business
Transcript
Boss: Our plan is to use design psychology to make our apps more addictive. Ideally, we want to strip people of their free will and turn them into mindless upgrading zombies. Dilbert: I'd feel better if we called that "marketing." Boss: I need you to be more mindless, too.


