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Thursday November 29,
2012
Tags managers & supervisors, list of priorities, business
Transcript
Boss: Dilbert, I need you to take care of this. Dilbert: I'd love to, but it isn't on the list of priorities you gave me an hour ago. Boss: Do what I tell you to do, not what I say you should do.
Thursday February 21,
2013
Tags fear, nasa, tracking satellite, asteroid
Transcript
Dilbert: I found a backdoor into NASA's asteroid tracking satellite. I see that a big one is heading directly toward... Gaaaa!!! Dogbert: What? What? Dilbert: I must fill my final days with love. Dogbert: You ruined my ears, jerk!
Monday March 17,
2008
Tags soul crushing negativity, humanity final chapter, darkness, anticipating
Transcript
Dilbert: That's my plan. Now I'd like to open the floor to your soul-crushing negativity. Jesus: You have written humanity's final chapter!" Tina: Darkness stalks us!" "I'll never know love!" Man: Anticipating it didn't help.
Tuesday July 29,
2008
Tags jury selection, big eyebrows, dumb as you look, manipulate, love, relationships
Transcript
Jury selection Dogbert says, "You with the big eyebrows, are you as dumb as you look?" A man says, "I'm not sure. I don't remember what I look like." Dogbert says, "Okay, you're in. And on an unrelated noted, I'm the only person who ever loved you."
Tuesday June 22,
2010
Friday July 30,
2010
Tags date, restaurant, menu, pottery class, sarcastic, art, whittle, spoons
Transcript
Woman says, "Maybe we could take a pottery class together." Dilbert says, "Sure. I love acquiring unattractive dishware in an expensive and inefficient way." Woman says, "It's called art." Dilbert says, "Maybe we could whittle some art spoons too."
Tuesday September 07,
2010
Tags dating, singles, overalls, drink, cleaning, crime scenes, janitor, relationships
Transcript
Woman says, "I love your tie-dyed overalls. That's a bold look." Dilbert says, "Actually, my job is cleaning crime scenes. I didn't have time to change." Dilbert says, "The singles scene is all about how you look."
Wednesday January 28,
2009
Tags unemployment, depressed, rudeness, conversation
Transcript
Dogbert says, "What's the worst part about you being unemployed?" Dogbert says, "Is it the risk of starvation, the inability to date, or the feeling of being utterly worthless?" Dilbert says, "So far the worst part is this conversation." Dogbert says, "Wait 'til you hear my tough love speech."
Tuesday March 10,
2009
Tags sarcasm, lying down, therapy, psychology
Transcript
Dilbert says, "I've fallen in love with my phone." Dilbert says, "It entertains me. It knows where I am. It responds to my touch. It never judges me." Psychiatrist says, "So, it's like a woman to you." Dilbert says, "Way better." Dilbert says, "Are your even listening?"

