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Saturday July 30,
2005
Tags brain transplant, ask anything, roman general crossing rubicon, dijon, vinagrette
Transcript
Dilbert: How'd your brain transplant work out? The Boss: Great . ask me anything. Dilbert: What roman general was famous for crossing the rubicon river? Caesar Dilbert: wow thats right. The boss: Phew! Im glad I didn't ho with dijon vinagarette
Monday August 01,
2005
Tags da vinci code, excluding parts, information etchnology, mordac, preventor
Transcript
"I am Mordac, the preventer of information technology, and I have assigned you a new password." "What is it?" "Click click" "It's the full text of 'The Da Vinci Code,' excluding the parts I don't believe." "I'm not touching you." "Stupid scenery descriptions!"
Tuesday August 02,
2005
Tags mordac, preventer of information, screen saver, modified, seconds of inactivity, head bobbing bird
Transcript
"I am Mordac, the preventer of information technology. I have modified your screensaver security to lock up after two seconds of inactivity." "Ha ha! Unless you touch the keyboard every two seconds you will be forced to log-in again!" "Dang you perpetually moving head-bobbing bird! Gaaa!!!"
Wednesday August 03,
2005
Tags my hat, can't see, perfect for job, reverse psychology, potentail jumpers
Transcript
"I understand that you have an opening for a negotiator who deals with potential jumpers." "I can't see you because my hat is in the way, but you sound perfect for the job." "Your reverse psychology didn't work." "What reverse psychology?"
Thursday August 04,
2005
Tags police action, neotaiotor, evaluation form, surrender
Transcript
Police Negotiator "SURRENDER NOW AND YOU WON'T GET HURT!!!" "Here he comes." BAM BAM BAM "I'll leave an evaluation form. Please let us know how we're doing." "Done deal."
Friday August 05,
2005
Tags accomplishments, iso 9000, sei policies, new policy, comply, head spin, imagination, pretending to work
Transcript
Wally: "My accomplishments this month include complying with our ISO 9000, Sarbanes-Oxley and SEI-5 policies." "And if you make a new policy, I will comply with it so fast it will make your head spin!" "Is it my imagination or is pretending to work getting easier?"
Saturday August 06,
2005
Tags comapny, sells defective prodcuts, karma, bed doodle, wandered, bad things, they deserve it
Transcript
Dilbert: "Sometimes I feel guilty because my company sells defective products." DOgbert: "I believe in karma. That means I can do bad things to people all day and I assume they deserve it." Dilbert: "By the way, where are we?" Dogbert: "I think we wandered into a bad doodle."
Monday August 08,
2005
Tags good news, Promotion, you didn't get it, misogyny, screams
Transcript
The boss: I have good news about the promotion you wanted: You didn't get it! Alice: "HOW COULD YOU POSSIBLY CALL THAT GOOD NEWS?" The boss: "They don't like positivity."
Tuesday August 09,
2005
Tags good news, bad news, coporate marathon, 26 miles, run marathon, tomorrow
Transcript
I have some good news and some bad news. "The good news is that the company is going to sponsor a corporate marathon team." "The bad news is that one of you has to run 26 miles tomorrow."
Wednesday August 10,
2005
Tags represent company, corporate marathon, run 26 miles, designed special hat
Transcript
The Boss: "Wally, I want you to represent our company in the corporate marathon." "Um...I can't run 26 miles." "Yes, you can. I've designed a special hat to help you." "What the...?"

