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Why Is Dilbert Arrogant

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Why Is Dilbert Arrogant - Dilbert by Scott Adams

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Tags #business, #intelligence, #office, #office workers, #relationships, #arrogance

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office worker: why are you so arrogant? dilbert: that's an illusion caused be a combination of your low intelligence and my track record of being right all the time. office worker: you're being arrogant again! dibert: or am I just right?

Your Quote Is High

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Your Quote Is High - Dilbert by Scott Adams

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Tags #business, #computer software, #office, #sales, #sales personnel, #quote

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dilbert: your quote is a bit high. can you do it cheaper? salesman: yes, we offer a low-cost option that involves me talking about the software, but you can't have it. dilbert: what would be the point of that? salesman: you're the one who brought it up.