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351 Results for Coffee
View 181 - 190 results for coffee comic strips. Discover the best "Coffee" comics from Dilbert.com.
Friday September 29,
2006
Wednesday July 19,
2006
Monday July 17,
2006
Thursday July 13,
2006
Transcript
Dogbert the Lobbyist "For a million dollars I can have the government include your industrial waste in the recommended food pyramid." "For another million I'll have Congress authorize huge tax breaks for soulless, Blackberry-using weasels with coffee breath." "I just want to hug you!" "That's another million."
Wednesday May 10,
2006
Sunday May 07,
2006
Transcript
"And then we'll send the draft for review..." BZZZZZT! "Greetings. I am Wally from the year 2040." "In the future, time travel will be possible but highly unethical." "But it's only unethical if you make the mistake of changing anything from the past." "I was out of coffee so I came here to get a fresh cup. Ah, here we go." "I have to run. Make sure nothing changes because of my visit or it will kill everyone in the future." "Let me be the first to say that this feels awkward."
Tuesday March 21,
2006
Tags executives, hierarchy, invisible, managers, status, underling, steering committee, tall memebers, senior menagement, acknowledge exitence
Transcript
"Asok, I want you to attend the technology steering committee for me." "But they are all tall members of senior management. They won't even acknowledge my existence." "Phfft." "Hey, Andy, this seat is free. I'll just move my coffee."
Saturday March 18,
2006
Tags purpose in life, despair, purpose is drinking coffee, urinal
Transcript
"Wally, do you ever wonder about your purpose in life?" "My purpose is to transport huge quantities of coffee from the coffee maker to a urinal." "Suddenly I am filled with despair." "Hey, while you're up..."
Thursday March 16,
2006
Tags plant, cucbilce, coffeedregs, staus reprts, decaf, tree
Transcript
"Wally, what are you feeding the plant outside your cubicle?" "It's a mulch of coffee dregs and my shredded status reports." "You might want to switch to decaf."
Wednesday March 15,
2006
Tags plant maintenance, contract, save money, adopt plant, unluckiest plant, coffee dregs
Transcript
"We canceled our plant maintenance contract to save money." "Each employee will adopt a nearby plant and water it." The Unluckiest Plant in the Whole World "Now when I pour my coffee dregs on you, it will look like work!" "Must...run..."

