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No Path To Victory

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No Path To Victory - Dilbert by Scott Adams

Tags catch-22, laziness, request

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Woman: Do you have a minute? Wally: Can I get back to you? Woman: If I say yes, I will never hear from you. But if I say no, I'll look like a pushy jerk. I don't see a path to victory here. Wally: Have you tried lowering your expectations?

Memory Science

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Memory Science - Dilbert by Scott Adams

Tags laziness, memory, office workers, restaurant workers, sarcasm, science, presentation

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Wally: According to the science of memory, you are likely to forget ninety percent of what I present today. So I got rid of ninety percent of my slides to focus on the one slide that matters. Voice: Or were you too lazy to make more than one slide? Wally: I already forgot ninety percent of what you just said.