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260 Results for Least Expensive Vendor
View 181 - 190 results for least expensive vendor comic strips. Discover the best "Least Expensive Vendor" comics from Dilbert.com.
Wednesday June 14,
2006
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marketing, project, cloud, catbert, leadership, budget, birthday, engineer, time sheet, sales, wally, strategy, dogbert, powerpoint, project management, topper, leader, boss, change, meeting, data, management, mordac
Thursday June 15,
2006
Wednesday December 13,
2006
Sunday June 11,
2000
Tags cut budget, technology installation, adequate budget, unethical vendors, huge purchase, free stuff, no hidden costs, huge purchase later
Transcript
The Boss says to Dilbert, "I cut your budget in half." Dilbert replies, "How can I do a technology installation without an adequate budget?!" The Boss says, "Try being unethical with our vendors." Dilbert answers, "What?" The Boss replies, "It's easy." The Boss continues, "Tell them we might make a huge purchase. Later..." The Boss goes on to say, "...If they give us a bunch of free stuff now." The Boss says to Dilbert, "If it makes you feel better, wait until they lie first." The vendor representative says to Dilbert, "And there are no hidden costs." Dilbert says to the representative, "Um...we might make a huge purchase later."
Tuesday February 06,
2007
Tags boss gives pen, 20 years at job, could be old
Transcript
The Boss: Congratulations on 20 years of service. Here's a pen with the company's logo. "I have one just like it. At least I think this one is mine. I might have gotten them mixed up." "Which one looks like it spent the least time in my ear?"
Friday August 10,
2012
Tags cruelty, office workers, unpaid intern, resort fee, work experience, zips eyeholes, leather hood
Transcript
Tina: Are you the new upaid intern? Coworker: No, but that's what I aspire to be. I'm merely an intern to another intern. And I pay a resort fee just to use the restroom. Tina: At least you get valuable work experience. Coworker: Until he zips the eyeholes on the leather hood I wear in meetings.
Tuesday November 06,
2012
Tags business failures/bankruptcies, honesty, slide toward irrelevance, redesign logo, produce tablet computer, ugly truth, personified
Transcript
Man: There's nothing you can do about your company's long slide toward irrelevance. But if you redesign your logo and produce a tablet computer that no one buys, at least it will look like you're trying. CEO: Who are you? Man: I'm the ugly truth. Most people just ignore me.
Friday December 07,
2012
Tags jewelry, rich people, expensive watch, entire net worth, ceo, employee
Transcript
Asok: Holy moly! Your watch costs more than my entire net worth. CEO: Thank you. Asok: This isn't a "thank you" situation. CEO: You're welcome?
Sunday December 09,
2012
Tags hypocrisy, golden rule, test your rule, hypocrite, engineer, hatred, hypocricy, manipulate, engineering
Transcript
Boss: We can make this a great place to work by following the golden rule. Treat others as you would want them to treat you. Dilbert: That's dumb. Boss: It's not dumb! Dilbert: Let's test your rule. Would you like it if someone gave you a hundred dollars? Boss: Yes. Dilbert: Okay. So give me a hundred dollars. Or else forever live as a hypocrite who doesn't follow his own rule. Wally: Snork! Alice: Snork! Boss: I hate your engineering guts!!! Dilbert: At least you're making sense now.
Tuesday December 25,
2012
Tags christmas, christmas presents, absolutely nothing, guilty, nothing to unwrap, clutter, return, assemble, holiday
Transcript
Dogbert: Merry Christmas. I got you the gift of absolutely nothing. Nothing to unwrap, nothing to clutter the house, nothing to return, nothing to assemble, and not a single thing to feel guilty about. Dilbert: You totally get me. Dogbert: It was the least I could do.