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View 181 - 190 results for scary face comic strips. Discover the best "Scary Face" comics from Dilbert.com.
Thursday June 02,
2005
Tags #manager sounding voice, #promotion to management, #no qualifications
Transcript
"Congratulations, Alice. You're one of my two candidates for the promotion to management." "The other candidate has no qualifications except for his manager-sounding voice." "And he doesn't make that face.:
Saturday September 24,
2005
Thursday November 03,
2005
Tags #boss's pet, #bully staff, #forehead wrinkles, #hired
Transcript
I see that you have lots of experience as a boss's pet. "Show me the face you'll use when you bully my staff behind my back." "Okay." "Nice use of forehead wrinkles. You're hired." "Grrrr..."
Friday January 20,
2006
Saturday April 01,
2006
Tags #angelica jolie lips, #mp3 player, #must never soeak
Transcript
The Marketing Guru "Your mp3 player is large and scary, but I can fix that." "All it needs is a set of Angelina Jolie lips and everyone will love it." Six Months Later "We must never speak of this."
Saturday August 12,
2006
Sunday April 02,
2000
Tags #sing or dance, #resigned, #huge resignation, #manifesto, #video clips, #humorous sound files, #website, #broadway theater prodcution, #first motivated employee, #technology
Transcript
Ted approaches Dilbert, "Can you sing or dance?" Dilbert turns to face Ted, "Ted? I thought you resigned in disgust two weeks ago." Ted replies, "Well...I wrote a huge resignation manifesto that I planned to e-mail to the entire company." With hands raised Ted says, "But I thought it needed pictures." With arms now raised to the side Ted says, "Before long I was adding video clips and humorous sound files." Exasperated Ted states, "Then I thought, hey, why not put it all on a website?" More calmed and reserved, Ted says "Now I'm turning the whole thing into an off Broadway theatre production." Arriving home after work, Dilbert says to Dogbert, "I saw my first motivated employee today."
Saturday March 24,
2007
Monday October 15,
2012
Tags #poor persons, #rich people, #homely, #middle class, #capitalism
Transcript
CEO: I don't know how to say this delicately so I'll just say it. Looking at your homely, middle-class face makes my skin crawl. Never speak directly to me again. Sometimes I think they don't understand capitalism.
Monday December 03,
2012
Tags #interviews, #managers & supervisors, #exit imnterview, #pointy haired loser, #improve situation, #business
Transcript
Boss: Why do you want to leave your current job? Interviewee: My boss is a pointy-haired loser, but he's smart enough to know when he's being insulted right to his face. I'm looking to improve on that situation. Boss: You came to the right place.