Accounts Erceivable Comic Strips - Page 2

You can also use "quotes" and & to narrow down results.

12 Results for Accounts Erceivable

View 11 - 12 results for accounts erceivable comic strips. Discover the best "Accounts Erceivable" comics from Dilbert.com.

Thank you for voting.
 - Dilbert by Scott Adams

Share December 08, 2008's comic on:


Tags #computer, #hacking, #illegal, #support, #technology, #diagnose computer problem, #remotely, #spam server, #snoop files, #pilfer bank act.

View Transcript

Transcript

Dogbert's tech support Dogbert: May I remotely take over your computer to diagnose the problem? Now hold while I snoop into your personal filed, pilfer your bank accounts and turn your computer into a spam server. Client: THAT'S ILLEGAL! Dogbert: So are 75% of your personal files, but you don't see me getting all huffy.

Thank you for voting.
 - Dilbert by Scott Adams

Share March 08, 2009's comic on:


Tags #outsourcing, #economy, #scam, #budget

View Transcript

Transcript

Dogbert says, "the Dogbert outsourcing company has a solution for every budget." Dogbert says, "At the deluxe level you get highly educated Indian who speak perfect English." The boss says, "Sounds pricey." The boss says, "Let me see?at my budget level we can get..." The boss says, "...One illiterate Elbonian with poor attendance and an anger management problem." the boss says, "Stupid economy." the boss says, "I'll take him." Dogbert says, "I should warn you that he handles several accounts... and he doesn't know he has a job." Elbonian says, "Why does everyone keep calling me and complaining?! I hate your guts!"