The Boss: I've decided to adopt a hot new management trend called, "Radical Condor." The trick is to be direct yet kind at the same time.
Dilbert: What were you doing before?
The Boss: Let's not get into that.
Wally: I've decided to adopt a kid from Elbonia so I'll have better excuses for missing work.
Dilbert: Your plan is immoral, uncaring, and socially irresponsible.
Wally: And brilliant.
Dilbert: No one is saying it won't work.