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177 Results for Mobile (Cell) Phones
View 11 - 20 results for mobile (cell) phones comic strips. Discover the best "Mobile (Cell) Phones" comics from Dilbert.com.
Tuesday July 12,
2011
Tags gadgets, mobile (cell) phones, fascinating, twitter, keep boss happy
Transcript
Wally: You fascinate me. I think I speak for all of your followers on Twitter when I say we want more, more, more. Dilbert: You don't use Twitter. Wally: I just used it to keep my boss busy.
Tuesday July 19,
2011
Tags dating, gadgets, mobile (cell) phones, Dilbert, twitter, world has judged, dont exist, ghost, blocking tv, relationships
Transcript
Woman: How many Twitter followers do you have? Dilbert: None. Woman: The world has judged you. Dilbert: It's as if I don't exist! Dogbert: For a ghost, you do a good job of blocking the TV.
Sunday January 29,
2012
Tags mobile (cell) phones, telephones, vendor, hardware, field, pony, ask alice, winners, bad connection
Transcript
Boss: Dilbert, listen carefully. I need you to... vendor... hardware... immediately. Dilbert: What? We have a bad connection. Boss: Field... the... grep... pony... budget. Dilbert: What? What? Boss: I have another call. Just ask Alice. Alice: How would I know what he wants? Leave me alone. Dilbert: I wonder how winners feel. Wally: I don't know. They never let me touch them.
Tuesday February 14,
2012
Tags computer, control computer, invention, inventions, mind, mobile (cell) phones, phone, power, brain reader, technology
Transcript
Dilbert: My brain reader invention allows me to control any nearby computer. Co-worker: That's nothing! My phone can... Dilbert: I did that with my mind. Co-worker: That's nothing! I made you do it!
Monday September 10,
2012
Tags dating, mobile (cell) phones, humiliation, disrespect, company, relationships, business
Transcript
Dilbert: Do you mind if i check something on my phone? Woman: Why would I mind the humiliation and disrespect of being with a man who prefers the company of his phone? Dilbert: That's the sort of attitude that makes you finish second to my phone.
Sunday September 02,
2012
Tags gadgets, mobile (cell) phones, time travel, rumour, apple phone, 20 pixel camera, picture of thoughts, time machine, future, most handsome man, android phone
Transcript
Dilbert: I heard a rumor that Apple's next phone will have a 20-megapixel camera. Topper: That's nothing! I heard you'll be able to hold the phone to your head and take a picture of your thoughts. And even that's nothing. Their next phone will be a time machine! Future Topper: Here I am from the future! I'm the most handsome man in the universe! Topper: So am I! Wally: He makes a good case for buying an Android phone. Both Toppers: I love me more than me. Topper hijack
Tuesday November 27,
2012
Tags gadgets, laziness, mobile (cell) phones, smartphone business, strangles, lazy
Transcript
CEO: We're going into the smartphone business. Smartphones are basically gadgets, and we already make gadgets, so how hard could it be? Dilbert: If you strangle me now, I promise I won't resist. Boss: That sounds lazy.
Thursday March 03,
2011
Tags managers & supervisors, mobile (cell) phones, app, awesome, don't fire me, business
Transcript
The Boss says, "Ted, there's an app for you." Cellphone says, "Waa-waa! Don't fire me!" The Boss says, "How awesome is that?"
Thursday November 07,
2013
Tags mobile (cell) phones, monkeys, company phone, chimps, time travled, own phone
Transcript
Dilbert: Do you know why I need to carry a company-issued phone plus my own phone? Boss: No. Dilbert: I think it's because our company policy was written by chimps who time-traveled from the fifties. Or do you have a better explanation. Boss: I really don't.
Tuesday November 12,
2013
Tags hypocrisy, mobile (cell) phones, phone rining, fired, judge, ironic, threat, legal
Transcript
Boss: Anyone whose phone rings during this meeting will be fired on the spot. RRRING! Stop judging me with your eyes. Dilbert: It's the only thing that keeps them open.

