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 - Dilbert by Scott Adams

Tags energy, million dollar salary, secreatry, shareholder meeting, spank, stock options, turned ugly, beat up, bandages, health

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CEO: The shareholder meeting turned ugly when I said we used all the profits to give ourselves stock options. They don't understand that I wouldn't work as hard if all I got was my million dollar case salary. Id barely have the energy ti spans my secretary. The boss: Too much info

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Tags secreatry, booked flight, smog, hardened, machete, hack tunnel, asthma attack, treatment

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Carol: I booked you flight to the polluted capital of Albania. Their smog has hardened into a sold. use this machete to hack a tunnel through it. If you have an asthma attack the treatment is the same as for a sea urchin sting. YOu'll need to urinate on your lungs.