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347 Results for Wrong
View 11 - 20 results for wrong comic strips. Discover the best "Wrong" comics from Dilbert.com.
Wednesday April 18,
2012
Tags editors, document, bad edits, wrong religion, fool
Transcript
Coworker: I made some edits to your document. Dilbert: These edits are so bad that my only choices are to send it out and make a fool of myself or insult your alleged intelligence. Coworker: Please let it be the first choice. Dilbert: I hope you didn't pick the wrong religion too.
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marketing, project, cloud, catbert, leadership, budget, birthday, engineer, time sheet, sales, wally, strategy, dogbert, powerpoint, project management, topper, leader, boss, change, meeting, data, management, mordac
Tuesday July 09,
1991
Tags Dilbert, access, news, personal, computer, wrong, paper, article, newspaper, picture
Transcript
Dilbert says to Wally, "I just read that in a few years you will be able to access all of the news and information of the world from your personal computer." Dilbert continues, "You probably saw the same article in today's paper." Wally replies, "I don't read a paper." Dilbert thinks as he walks away, "What's wrong with this picture?"
Monday September 30,
1991
Tags Dilbert, Dogbert, hover, saucer, complete, destroy, small, country, wrong, hands
Transcript
Dilbert makes some adjustments to a vehicle that looks like a flying saucer. Dilbert says to Dogbert, "My hover-saucer invention is complete!" Dilbert continues, "It has enough advanced weaponry to destroy a small country." Dilbert says, "I hope it doesn't fall into the wrong hands." Dogbert thinks, "Paws."
Friday February 07,
1992
Tags Dilbert, ratbert, carbon, molecules, shaped, geodesic, balls, flash, insight, wrong, place
Transcript
Dogbert sits on a pillow. Ratbert says to Dogbert, "I just realized that some carbon molecules must be shaped like hollow geodesic balls!!" Ratbert loses his balance and falls back saying, "Erk!!!" Ratbert lies on the floor. Dogbert thinks, "That's what happens when a flash of insight hits the wrong place."
Wednesday February 12,
1992
Tags Dilbert, pants, clothes, dresser, bad, robot, wrong, underpants, drapes
Transcript
A robot enters wearing overalls and says to Dilbert, "I made some pants out of the clothes in your dresser." Dilbert shakes his finger and says, "Bad robot!! I want you to tell me why what you did was wrong." The robot pulls his underwear out of his pants and says, "It's not wrong. I remembered to make underpants out of the drapes."
Monday February 17,
1992
Tags Dogbert, name, deserve, wrong, world, created, ruebert, robot, spell
Transcript
Dogbert and a robot sit at the table. Dogbert says, "We need a name for you." The robot replies, "I don't deserve a name." The robot continues, "Everything that's wrong with the world is my fault. I rue the day I was created." Dogbert says, "I name you 'Ruebert.'" The robot replies, "Aaagh! People will spell it wrong and it's my fault!!"
Tuesday February 25,
1992
Tags Dilbert, Dogbert, concerned, running, president, wrong, reasons, ego, gratification, power, wealth, ignorant, masses
Transcript
Dilbert and Dogbert sit at the table. Dilbert says, "I'm concerned that you might be running for President for the wrong reasons . . ." Dilbert asks, "Are you doing it for ego gratification, power, and wealth?" Dogbert replies, "Yes." Dilbert shakes his finger at Dogbert and says, "Well, those are all the wrong reasons." Dogbert says, "Of course, I'll tell the ignorant masses that it's because I hate big government."
Saturday May 02,
1992
Saturday July 11,
1992
Tags Dilbert, Dogbert, happiness, money, wrong, invested, options, stock, company, desk, zymed, takeover, rumors, idiots
Transcript
Dilbert sits at his desk. Dogbert asks, "Am I wrong or did you tell me you invested all of your money in stock options for a company called Zymed?" Dogbert continues, "The radio says the stock price tripled on takeover rumors. You just made about ten million dollars." Dogbert continues, "But they say money can't buy happiness." Dilbert replies, "Apparently 'they' are idiots."
Wednesday June 08,
1994
Tags computer program, spelled wrong, colons, collen, ass
Transcript
The Boss: "I saw the code for your computer program yesterday." "It looked easy. It's just a bunch of typing. And half the words were spelled wrong." "And don't get me started about your over-use of colons." Dilbert: "They remind me of you, sir."

