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14 Results for Consult
View 11 - 14 results for consult comic strips. Discover the best "Consult" comics from Dilbert.com.
Wednesday October 13,
2010
Tags consult, customer data, money, meeting, front, ethical, enemy, business
Transcript
Dogbert Consults Dogbert says, "Customer data is an asset that you can sell." Dogbert says, "It's totally ethical because our customers would do the same thing to us if they could." The Boss says, "Sounds fair." Dogbert says, "In phase one, we'll dehumanize the enemy by calling them 'data.'"
Thursday October 14,
2010
Tags consult, customer data, complain, sell, identity thieves, foot in mouth, check
Transcript
Man says, "Customers are complaining that we sold their personal data." Man says, "And apparently all of the buyers were identity thieves." The Boss says, "That's impossible. We checked every buyer's ident? oh."
Friday August 24,
2018
Dilbert Uses Bumper Sticker Wisdom
Tags Dilbert, the boss, permission, bumper stickers, forgive
Transcript
The Boss: Dilbert, did you reconfigure the server without my permission? Dilbert: Let me consult my collection of bumper stickers for an answer. "It is easier to ask forgiveness than permission." The Boss: Okay, that sounds right.
Saturday August 25,
2018
Dilbert Consults His Bumper Stickers
Tags ceo, Dilbert, government regulations, marketing, question authority
Transcript
CEO: Government regulations prevent us from marketing our products the way we want. What should we do? Dilbert: I'll consult my bundle of bumper stickers for some guidance. "Question authority." CEO: How did you get so smart?
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