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398 Results for Drink Coffee
View 11 - 20 results for drink coffee comic strips. Discover the best "Drink Coffee" comics from Dilbert.com.
Wednesday July 18,
1990
Tags Dilbert, woman, eye, contact, uncontrollable, urge, blink, twnety, times
Transcript
Dilbert and a woman sit at a table in a restaurant. The woman says, "I like a man who makes eye contact." Dilbert thinks, "Uh no . . . Uncontrollable urge to look away . . . I've got to blink about twenty times. Why did she have to bring that up?" Dilbert covers his eyes, screams, knocks his drink over and blinks repeatedly. The woman turns to the reader and says, "I love doing that."
Monday July 23,
1990
Tags Dilbert, susceptible, peer, pressure, brewski, rats, beer, hurting, animals, doctor
Transcript
A scientist points to a cage and says, "Here we have a lab rat, specially bred to be susceptible to peer pressure." The scientist holds out a beer and asks the rat, "How about a brewski?" The rat replies, "I don't drink." The scientist says, "All the cool rats drink beer." The rat replies, "Okay." The professor says, "Of course, there's more to science than just hurting animals, but frankly it's the part I like best." The rat lies on his back drinking the beer.
Monday September 03,
1990
Tags Dilbert, Dogbert, brochure, water, beautiful, smart, healthy
Transcript
Dilbert sits in his chair and Dogbert stands on the hassock. Dogbert says, "Here's a brochure for my new miracle mineral water spa." Dilbert reads the pamphlet and says, "You claim that the water at our house will make people smart, beautiful and healthy." Dogbert says, "If anybody asks, tell then you don't drink water."
Saturday January 12,
1991
Tags Dilbert, sheep, rancher, worked, asleep, count, sleep study, Wally
Transcript
Dilbert and Wally stand in front of the coffee machine. Wally says, "I was a sheep rancher before I worked here." Dilbert asks, "How many sheep did you have?" Wally says, "I'm not sure . . ." Wally continues, "Every time I tried to count them, I feel asleep."
Thursday February 07,
1991
Tags Dilbert, entrepreneur, Wally, Adventure, challenge, stops, paying, quit
Transcript
Dilbert and Wally stand in the hallway holding coffee cups. Wally says, "I'm thinking of quitting and becoming an entrepreneur." Wally continues, "I want to experience life on the edge, full of risk and challenge and adventure!" Dilbert says, "The company stops paying you if you quit." Wally responds, "Oh, then never mind."
Monday February 18,
1991
Tags Dilbert, gravity, formula, drink, fly, famous, people, shower, praise, admiration, attention, pathetic, bid, Dogbert
Transcript
Dilbert sits at a table and yells as a test tube flies out of his hands, "It works!! My anti-gravity formula works!!!" Dilbert continues, "If I drink it, I'll be able to fly! I'll be famous. People will shower me with praise and admiration!!" Dilbert sits on the wall over the television and says to Dogbert, "Notice anything?" Dogbert replies, "A pathetic bid for attention?"
Tuesday March 12,
1991
Tags shredder, kill, coffee, machine, broke, rendering, inattentive, acted, alone
Transcript
Dilbert stands in front of the Boss's desk wearing shredded clothing. Dilbert says, "The shredder tried to kill me." Dilbert continues, "First, the coffee machine broke, rendering me inattentive . . ." The Boss asks, "What are you suggesting?" Dilbert replies, "I don't think the shredder acted alone."
Saturday May 18,
1991
Tags Dilbert, Dogbert, fanfare, sorrowful, friends, bye, lab
Transcript
Ratbert says, "I must get back to the lab now. But please, no long goodbyes, or parting gifts, or fanfare." Ratbert continues, "Nay, let us simply drink in the richness of this beautiful yet sorrowful moment. Two friends who . . ." Dogbert interrupts, "'Bye." Ratbert says, "That's what I meant to say: 'bye."
Wednesday August 28,
1991
Tags Dilbert, step, outside, smallish, side, kick, fight, butt, wants, piece, accidentally, soak
Transcript
Dilbert and some co-workers sit at a conference table. A tiny man says to Dilbert, "I disagree with everything you said. Who wants to step outside and fight about it?!!!" The little man says, "I may be on the smallish side but I can kick any butt in this room!!" The short man continues, "C'mon, who wants a piece of me??!" A woman next to Dilbert whispers, "It's my fault. I accidentally used him to soak up a coffee spill this morning."
Thursday November 14,
1991
Tags coffee, Dilbert, Dogbert, drinking, dependent, chemicals, slow, work, monday, thursday
Transcript
Dilbert says to Dogbert, "I quit drinking coffee. I don't like to be dependent on chemicals." Dogbert asks, "How's it feel?" Dilbert replies, "I felt a little slow getting ready for work, but you have to expect that on a Monday." Dogbert says, "It's Thursday."


