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20 Results for Excited
View 11 - 20 results for excited comic strips. Discover the best "Excited" comics from Dilbert.com.
Thursday August 12,
2010
Tags teeth, dentist, vampire tips, fangs, fear, excited, mouth open, walrus
Transcript
The Boss says, "I asked my dentist to put vampire tips on my incisors so I'd be more intimidating." The Boss says, "Here comes Alice. Watch me put the fear into her." Alice says, "You need to lose a few pounds to pull of the vampire look. This is more of a walrus vibe."
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marketing, project, cloud, catbert, leadership, budget, birthday, engineer, time sheet, sales, wally, strategy, dogbert, powerpoint, project management, topper, leader, boss, change, meeting, data, management, mordac
Wednesday September 08,
2010
Tags cleaning, janitor, crime scene, overalls, assistant, excited, squeegee, brains
Transcript
Dilbert says, "Ratbert, would you like to be my assistant in the crime scene cleaning profession?" Ratbert says, "Me?!" Ratbert says, "You had me at 'brains and squeegees.'" Dilbert says, "I didn't say any of those words." Ratbert says, "Would it kill you to say them now?" Dilbert says, "If it does, you can clean me up."
Wednesday September 15,
2010
Tags meeting, quotes, tweet, twitter, social media, phones, book deal, excited, business, technology
Transcript
The Boss says, "Our highest priority is satisfying our customers? except when it is hard? or unprofitable? or we're busy." CLICK CLICK CLICK The Boss says, "Are you tweeting my quotes?" Asok says, "Book deal! Cha-ching!!!"
Friday October 29,
2010
Tags intern, promote, excited, dance, annoyed, arrogant, limbo, exist
Transcript
The Boss says, "Asok, you've been such a good intern that I've decided to promote you." The Boss says, "Your new status is called limbo. You will exist in a plane between the living and the damned." Asok says, "Yes!!! I will exist!" The Boss says, "Great. It went right to his head."
Saturday October 30,
2010
Tags employee, human resources, Promotion, raise, facebook; social networks, excited, business
Transcript
Catbert says, "For the past six months you've done nothing but update your Facebook page." Catbert says, "Now we have an opening for a marketing manager for social networks and you're totally qualified. It's a huge raise and promotion." Man says, "Crime pays! I knew it!!!" Catbert says, "We're hoping you can lie as well as you steal."
Monday December 05,
2011
Tags rebellions, riots, violence, rebel army, social justice, iron fisted dictator, billionaire, stain, tank tread, looting, excited animals
Transcript
Dogbert: I'm forming a rebel army. Ratbert: Count me in! What are we fighting for? Dogbert: You'll be fighting for social justice and I'll be scheming to become an iron-fisted dictator. In the long run, I'll be a billionaire and you'll be a stain on a tank tread. Ratbert: Please, please say there will be looting.
Friday December 30,
2011
Tags excitement, gloating, awesome bob, dry cleaner, flying wing suit
Transcript
Boss: I'm excited because I have a meeting in a few minutes with Awesome Bob. Everything he does is just a little bit more awesome than what anyone else does. Carol: He's running late because the dry cleaner couldn't get the sushi stains out of his flying wingsuit. Boss: AWESOME!
Monday August 13,
2012
Tags sales personnel, cold calling, video chat, sales job, computer, selling on line, skype, technology
Transcript
Boss: You're supposed to be cold calling sales prospects. Wally: I am. I'm using a video chat site to randomly meet potential customers. This guy is excited to see me, and that's half of the sales job right here.
Friday November 16,
2012
Tags coffee & tea, exhaustion / tiredness, sploosh
Transcript
Coworker: I'm so tired today. Wally: Sorry. I get excited when people have problems that I know how to solve.
Tuesday December 18,
2018
Bringing The Outdoors In
Tags desk, excited, nature, office, office workers
Transcript
Dilbert: Something exciting happened at work today. We reconfigured the cubicles, and now I have a partial view of a potted plant. Dogbert: You're happy about seeing half of a potted plant? Dilbert: I call it bringing the outdoors in.
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