boss drinking coffee: they say you can't take your money with you when you die. but does that include bitcoin? because even a ghost can remember a password.
dilbert: why would a ghost need money?
boss: have you never noticed they all wear clothes?
dogbert: you should hire a ghostwriter to write your autobiography.
dilbert: that's dumb. a ghost's fingers would go right through the keyboard.
dogbert: then how do their clothes stay on?
dilbert: fair point.