The Marketing Guy. Marketing Guy: I don't see why engineers get paid more than marketing professionals. Dilbert: Maybe because engineers designed and built every important part of modern civilization and all you did was misrepresent it. Marketing Guy: My point is that you need both. Dilbert: You really don't.
Wally: People say the complexity of modern life is a bad thing. But for useless people such as me, it creates endless opportunities. Boss: Why aren't you done yet? Wally: My smartwatch was infected with ransomware.
ceo: the government is threatening to regulate us like a monopoly.
boss: are we not a monopoly?
ceo: we are simply a company that makes an essential product for modern life, and we have no real competition.
boss: that sounds like a monopoly.
ceo: no, we are not because other companies could compete with us if they wanted.
boss: and of they tried?
ceo: as soon as they got some traction we'd buy them and shut them down.
dilbert: so... they would fail every time.
ceo: but they could try.