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View 11 - 13 results for painful comic strips. Discover the best "Painful" comics from Dilbert.com.
Thursday February 20,
2014
Tags #death & dying, #inventions, #health directive, #technological progress, #transhumanism, #kill me, #robot body forever, #make painful
Transcript
Dilbert: I'm updating my health directive to account for technological progress. When the age of transhumanism is upon us, I want you to kill me so I don't live forever in a robot body. Dogbert: Sure. Can I make it painful? Dilbert: Why would you even ask that?
Wednesday May 14,
2014
Tags #ability to focus, #painful, #rewired brain, #thinking, #change topic
Transcript
Wally: The distractions of the digital age have rewired my brain and ruined my ability to focus. Now I find it painful to dwell on any topic for longer than five seconds. Boss: Let's talk about this. Wally: No-o-o! Change the topic!
Friday June 15,
2018
Dogbert Sells Life Advice
Tags #Advice, #motivation, #meaning, #existentialism
Transcript
Asok: How do I find meaning in my life? Dogbert: Nothing has meaning. The best you can do is postpone your own lonely and painful death. Asok: Are you saying I should take care of my health? Dogbert: What answer gets me the best review on Yelp?!
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