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13 Results for Absent Mindedness
View 11 - 13 results for absent mindedness comic strips. Discover the best "Absent Mindedness" comics from Dilbert.com.
Sunday June 05,
2011
Tags absent mindedness, annoyance, status upadte, multitask, one task, doubling rate of failure, useless blob of carbon
Transcript
Alice: Seriously? You're going to do email while I give my status update? Boss: Don't worry. I can multitask. Alice: Multitask? you can barely do one task properly. All you're doing is doubling your rate of failure. Congratulations on becoming the most useless blob of carbon in the universe. Boss: What? Sorry. I missed that. Alice: I said my project is on schedule. Boss: Okay. Great. Alice: This totally works for me.
Thursday July 28,
2005
Tags absent monded, cauliflower, replace brain, specialist, untested, worth a cahnce
Transcript
"I'm referring you to a specialist who can treat your absent-mindedness." "His method is untested, but I think it's worth a chance." "You'll replace my brain with a cauliflower?" "They're just like brains, but much cheaper."
Wednesday November 22,
1989
Tags absent mindedness, Dilbert, ego, starving, feed
Transcript
Dilbert: Yikes! What are you?! Ego: Do not panic. I am your ego. My ego??...shouldn't you be inside me someplace? Ego: Well, yes, normally we egos feed within the body. Dilbert: So what the heck are you doing out here? Ego: You're starving me, man. I'm going to try out for a play or something.
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