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37 Results for Bored
View 11 - 20 results for bored comic strips. Discover the best "Bored" comics from Dilbert.com.
Friday November 11,
2016
Nothing Else To Talk About
Tags personality, boring, bored, conversation, small talk, psychology
Transcript
Man: Do you want to know how we would have handled this situation at my old job? Dilbert: No. Dilbert: Nothing would interest me less. Man: My only other topics of conversation are my health problems and TV shows you haven't seen. Dilbert: I stand corrected.
Saturday June 18,
2016
Dilbert Doesn't Need Vacations
Tags vacation, work ethic, workload, time off
Transcript
Boss: Company policy says you have to take a vacation. Dilbert: I don't want one. I would be bored for a week and come back to all the work that piled up while I was gone. Boss: Nothing about you is normal. Dilbert: Thank you.
Tuesday May 17,
2016
Boss Figures Out A System
Tags management, managing, problems, work, workload, solution, problem-solving
Transcript
Dilbert: I'm bored. Boss: Here's some more work. Alice: I'm overwhelmed with work. Boss: Here's some more work. Boss: Managing was hard until I figured out a system.
Thursday April 14,
2016
Checking The Time
Tuesday March 08,
2016
Try Not Being Boring
Tags motivation, inspiration, frustration, bored, boring, powerpoint, meeting, obliviousness, eric scott, business
Transcript
CEO: I don't think my motivational messages are getting through to the employees. I can't make them pay attention to anything. Catbert: Have you tried not being boring? CEO: Good idea. I'll make fifty slides of pure excitement.
Saturday August 15,
2015
Tell Me About Being A Foodie
Tags boring, boredom, bored, invention, conversation, stimulation, stimulating
Transcript
Dilbert: I invented a brain stimulator to keep my brain from atrophying during boring conversations. Tell me something about your hobbies so I can test it. Tina: Well, I'm a foodie. Dilbert: Do you like cheese? It's working!
Wednesday July 01,
2015
Dilbert Acts Like An Animal
Tags off the grid, bored, boredom, distraction, Entertainment, animals, nature, stimulation
Transcript
Dilbert Goes Off The Grid. Dilbert: The boredom is giving me the shakes. Animals are never bored. I'll just do what animals do. Well, possum doesn't work
Tuesday June 30,
2015
The Boredom Of Living Off The Grid
Tags hiding, grid, off the grid, bored, bore, boredom, Entertainment
Transcript
Dilbert: The government will never find me off the grid. G-Man 1: He went off the grid. G-Man 2: Problem solved. The boredom will kill him in two days. Dilbert: Looking at a stick. Still looking at a stick.
Friday August 09,
2013
Tags boredom, cruelty, managers & supervisors, expensive, japanese management technique, banishment room, tolerance for boredom, business
Transcript
Boss: Ted, I don't want to fire you because that would be expensive. So I'm borrowing a Japanese management technique and transferring you to a banishment room until you get so bored you quit. Ted: Looks like someone underestimated my tolerance for boredom.
Wednesday December 07,
2011
Tags meetings, public speaking, let slide, power point, presentation, bored, sleeping audience, low expectations
Transcript
Dilbert: And that's my last slide, any comments? Woman: You stole an hour of my life, something inside me died. I will never have another good day. Dilbert: I went in with low expectations. Wally: They can't hurt you if you're already dead.
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