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150 Results for Dating
View 11 - 20 results for dating comic strips. Discover the best "Dating" comics from Dilbert.com.
Saturday May 05,
2018
Dating A Skeleton
Tags sex, dating, relationships, questioning, desperation
Transcript
Dilbert: Do you mind if I ask you a personal question? Skeleton: Go ahead. But if you ask me if I'm dead, there is no chance I'll be rattling bones with you later. What's your question? Dilbert: It can wait until tomorrow.
Friday May 04,
2018
Both Huge Liars
Wednesday January 10,
2018
You Heard A Rumor
Tags consultaion, insult, rumor, divulge source, dating pillow, co - workers
Transcript
Dogbert consults Dogbert: Nevre insult your co workers directly. The company would fire you for that. Instead say you heard a rumor but you can't divulge your source. Asok: that feels wrong. Dogbert: Someone told me your dating your pillow.
Friday October 06,
2017
Ceo Uses Dating App
Tags dating, app, technology, tinder, match, cheating, adultery, eskimo brothers, relationships
Transcript
CEO: I love this dating app. Wally: I thought you were married. CEO: I'm just looking. What's the worst thing that could happen? CEO: Hey, what's my wife doing on here? Wally: Your wife/?? That's my girlfriend!
Saturday April 08,
2017
Breaking Up With Robot
Tags robot, dating, programming, free will, emotions, cruelty, relationships, technology
Transcript
Alice: I met another robot. I'm breaking up with you. Robot: Okay. Alice: I need you to feel bad about this, so I'm uploading some code that makes you suffer. Robot: That sounds sadistic. Alice: Stop being selfish.
Friday April 07,
2017
Raising Cyborgs
Tags dating, Women, free will, control, robot, personality, relationships, psychology
Transcript
Alice: Do you ever think about marrying me and raising a family of cyborgs? Robot: No. Alice: I'll add some code to your program so you do. Robot: Okay. Alice: This was the moment I realized human men were obsolete.
Thursday April 06,
2017
Judging The Robot
Tags dating, robot, relationships, free will, personality, insult, psychology
Transcript
Dilbert: I hear you're dating our office robot. Alice: Stop judging me. Dilbert: I'm not judging you. Alice: Good. Dilbert: I'm judging the robot. Alice: Ouch.
Monday April 03,
2017
Alice Dates Robot
Tags dating, human resources, company policy, robot, relationships, free will, business
Transcript
Alice: Am I allowed to date a co-worker? Catbert: That's against company policy. Alice: Is our robot considered a co-worker? Catbert: No. Alice: We're good to go. Robot: Man, I wish I had free will.
Monday March 27,
2017
Ambitious Men
Friday October 28,
2016
Men Who Do The Driving
Tags dating, driving, Men, conversation, relationships
Transcript
Woman: I like a man who always offers to do the driving on dates? Dilbert: Like Uber? Woman: But less expensive, and no waiting. Dilbert; So you're saying I'm better than Uber? Woman: You would be if you didn't talk.


